ERIE, PA – Local soccer mom and resident Karen Susan Lubefuk is hoping she and her family can make it to their favorite vacation spot, Myrtle Beach, this year. This comes after they had to cancel their trip to Myrtle Beach last year due to the pandemic.
“We really missed out last year not taking our yearly vacation, so hopefully we can go. We had gone to Myrtle Beach 27 years in a row before the pandemic, so going on two years now without going is way too long to not go to the greatest vacation spot in the world,” said Susan.
When asked why she claims Myrtle Beach is the greatest vacation spot in the world, Susan claimed that her family and her love the local ice cream spots (Dairy Queen), the dozens of cheap gift shops, the hotel chain littered beaches, and the chain restaurants.
If her family can’t make it to Myrtle Beach, she said they are looking into going to Virginia Beach instead, even though it’s the exact same fucking place.