Local Man So Bored He Almost Watches Bowling Before Realizing How Dreadful Of a Mistake That’d Be

BALTIMORE, MD – A local Baltimore man is reportedly so bored being off of work this week that he almost began watching bowling before realizing how dreadful of a mistake that’d be.

“I have the week off and my girl just dumped me so I’ve been chilling in my apartment bored out of my fucking mind. I saw bowling was on tv, but then I stopped myself from making such a big mistake,” said local man Demitreius Morg.

“I don’t know what the fuck I’m going to do. If I catch myself almost putting bowling on again, I might have to go back to work early. This boredom shit sucks but I don’t want to go out and get covid.”