Local Dad Can’t Wait to Try On His New Hawaiian Shirt Until He Realizes His Marriage is Failing
Denver, CO-Disappointed in life after working a long hard day at the office, local dad, Steven Dare stumbled upon a buy one get one 50 percent off Hawaiian shirt sale at the mall.
“I can’t believe they’re selling these for so cheap! I’ve been trying to find some new shirts for a long time,” said Steven, explaining that his last purchase was a World’s Best Husband T-Shirt that he purchased for himself after learning that his wife was having company over without he himself being invited.
Dare’s excitement came to a screeching halt after he came to the realization that his marriage is failing. Dare and his wife Susan haven’t spoken in three weeks after Dare walked in on Susan having an affair.
“As happy as this sale made me, I’m not sure what to do anymore. At the very least, the kids don’t really look at me as a dad when I wear these kinds of funny T-Shirts. They think of me as more of a friend, and hopefully, the wife will start to enjoy the clothing I wear otherwise she’ll continue to get pleasure from George instead of me.” Steven concluded while looking at the ground for far too long.
