Local Band Realizes No One Cares About Them Even After Pandemic

NORFOLK, VA – A local Virginia band reportedly realized that people still don’t care about them or their band even after a global pandemic.

“You would think a global pandemic would cause people to appreciate things more like their local music scene, but nope. No one gives a fuck,” said guitarist Jeffer Smithto.

Smithto is excited to perform again despite his shows expecting to only garnish interest from a few friends and family he plans on begging to go.