Local Band Excited to Beg Friends to Come to Their Show Once Concerts Return

ERIE, PA – With Doctor Fauci’s recent announcement that concerts can possibly return by the end of 2021, an Erie local band is reportedly excited to begin harassing friends to come to their shows as they did prior to the pandemic.

“I can’t wait to start ripping gigs again and getting our friends to go. I usually spam them on Facebook or randomly show up to their home so they can go. It’s going to be a great time once we can jam again,” said Erie musician Bill Nets.

“As Bill said, I plan on creating a bot that’ll message every person in the area to come to our gigs. After all, we deserve to have packed gigs because of this shit. The only way to get people to go is to beg,” said Erie musician Jason Bell.