Latest Climate Change Report Confirms: ‘We’re All Gonna Fuckin Die, This Shit Sucks’
EARTH – A new report from the U.N. has warned that some effects of climate change are irreversible, warning of increasingly extreme heatwaves, droughts, flooding, and a key temperature limit being broken in over a decade.
Local climate scientist Billy Nepoti confirmed the latest news from the U.N. is a report on how humanity is going to ‘fuckin die’ and why ‘this shit sucks’.
“People don’t give a shit about anything unless it’s right in front of them, but this latest report sucks. It basically confirms that we’re all gonna fuckin die and are any corporations going to do anything about it? Of course not,” said Nepoti.
