WASHINGTON – With news breaking of Lady Gaga making a performance today, many Lady Gaga fans were excited to tune in to hear her performance, only to be let down that most of the event covered the inauguration of some old fuck.
“I’ve been a huge fan of Lady Gaga for as long as I can remember, and was hoping to see a full-concert of hers tonight. Instead, she sang the shitty national anthem for a minute and I had to deal with some random old fuck being sworn in,” said Lady Gaga fan Chelsea Bags.
“I don’t know what to think anymore. We were promised a Lady Gaga concert and we got one song that wasn’t even her song. This shit pisses me off. I don’t give a fuck about anything else other than hearing my Gaga perform,” said Lady Gaga fan Jet Lili.