Japanese Bullet Train Driver ‘Seriously Pissed’ He’s Not Riding On A Literal Bullet

TOKYO – Japan’s trains have merited a cult-like status amongst foreign travelers for being reliable and effective. However, one local Japanese bullet train driver is reportedly pissed that he’s not riding on a literal bullet.

The bullet train driver, Kenji Hiroto, 29, told reporters he’s been a train driver for over eight years and was excited to drive bullets but was let down when he found out a bullet train isn’t an actual bullet.

“These fuckers said I could become a bullet train driver so I was really excited to ride on a bullet. Instead, I found out it’s just a fast train. What is this bull shit!” said Hiroto.