‘It’s Your Body, Your Choice For Wearing a Mask and Getting a Vaccine, but Not for Abortions’ Says Old White Guy Who Only Eats Undercooked French Fries

BOISE, ID – George Puupshuut, a typical old white guy, is sick and tired of the U.S. government trying to tell people what to do when it comes to wearing masks and getting vaccinated against Covid.

“We need less government oversight. I’m sick and tired of the government trying to mess with people’s day-to-day lives. It should be a person’s choice whether or not they choose to wear a mask or get vaccinated. I for one refuse to do either,” said Puupshuut.

Despite the claims, Puupshuut is inconsistent with his rhetoric as he wants the government to completely ban abortions. When we pointed out his hypocrisy between the two, Puupshuut just spouted some fake religious bullshit about how we can’t murder unborn fetuses, even though he’s fine with actual humans dying from COVID-19 from not wearing masks or getting vaccinated.