‘It’s Ridiculous How Expensive Gas Is’ Says Guy Who Drives Truck For No Reason That Only Gets 9 MPG

TULSA, OK – Local man Tex Stainblouse is sick of high gas prices and is quick to blame any and every Democratic lawmaker there is, despite the real culprits being the greedy oil corporations.

“These gosh darn demoncrats just don’t know when to stop jackin up prices and inflation and stuff. I damn near put over $100 in gas into my truck every couple days and I’m sick of it,” said Stainblouse.

When reporters tried to tell Stainblouse to get rid of his shitty truck he doesn’t need that only gets 9 MPG and switch to another car that will get four times the MPG, Stainblouse got severely offended, told reporters they can’t tell him what to do and started screaming USA! USA!, while waving an American flag.