BOISE, ID – Local turnip salesman Donnie Christmas is disgusted with how high gas prices have been rising, stating citizens only have President Biden to blame.
“I bet all the idiots that voted for Biden are regretting it now and they are paying for it at the pump. It’s ridiculous how much I’m paying for gas every week and it’s all Biden’s fault. I can barely afford it,” said Christmas while smoking a cigarette and drinking a Red Bull.
Gas has been going up since May 2020, when Trump was president, and it’s due to simple supply and demand—when a pandemic hits, oil and gas prices plummet and steadily rise as the economy rebounds and more people begin to travel again, thus having nothing to do with Presidential policies.
When reporters tried explaining this to Christmas, he repeatedly yelled fake news and when reporters asked him what President Biden has done to raise gas prices, Christmas stated that Biden raises them himself, even though that is absolutely not true at all. Please stay in school everyone.