‘It’s a Dry Heat’ Says Annoying Friend For the Millionth Time About His Former Home State Arizona
ERIE, PA – Teddy Kilmonger and his friends are reportedly very annoyed with their friend Chris Robotski lately. Robotski constantly has to tell them how the heat in Arizona is a dry heat and is totally different from the heat they experience in Pennsylvania.
“He really knows how to get on our nerves. We could be having a great time having a few drinks and someone just mentions that it’s hot out and Chris just chimes in and says how it was way hotter in Arizona but that it’s a dry heat,” said Kilmonger.
“It’s like we’ve probably heard him say it a thousand times, we don’t need to hear it again. Not to mention it’s the dumbest fucking saying. Heat is heat. If it’s 100 degrees here and 100 degrees there then it’s still 100 fucking degrees. Dry heat my ass.”
Kilmonger and his friends are debating on if they should kill Robotski Julius Caesar style if he mentions Arizona’s dry heat again, or simply kick him out of their friend group.
