‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
WASHINGTON – With tensions rising between the United States and Iran, many sources from the U.S. Department of Defense have declared that Iran is planning an attack on the U.S., which comes as a totally trustworthy report since the U.S. Department of Defense has never lied about anything ever before.
“Look, if we say Iran is planning an attack, you guys have to trust us. We’ve never lied to you guys before. Sure, we might’ve done the entire invasion of Iraq based on the lie of weapons of mass destruction, but come on, mistakes happen,” said Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark A. Milley.
“We also lied about the Vietnam War and everything between then and the invasion of Iraq, but who cares, that’s all in the past. You guys should totally trust us and let us invade Iran for fun. Let’s see what happens!”