‘Iran is Planning an Attack’ Says Totally Reliable and ‘No History of Lying to American People About a War’ U.S. Pentagon

 ‘Iran is Planning an Attack’ Says Totally Reliable and ‘No History of Lying to American People About a War’ U.S. Pentagon

WASHINGTON – With tensions rising between the United States and Iran, many sources from the U.S. Department of Defense have declared that Iran is planning an attack on the U.S., which comes as a totally trustworthy report since the U.S. Department of Defense has never lied about anything ever before.


“Look, if we say Iran is planning an attack, you guys have to trust us. We’ve never lied to you guys before. Sure, we might’ve done the entire invasion of Iraq based on the lie of weapons of mass destruction, but come on, mistakes happen,” said Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark A. Milley.


“We also lied about the Vietnam War and everything between then and the invasion of Iraq, but who cares, that’s all in the past. You guys should totally trust us and let us invade Iran for fun. Let’s see what happens!”

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