Introvert Considers Extending COVID-19 Self-Quarantine For Entire Lifetime
BUFFALO, NY – A local introvert, Joey Morgs, 23, recently tested positive for COVID-19, causing him great joy as he can be alone in his room without anyone bothering him for at least ten days.
Morgs has reportedly enjoyed self-quarantine much more than he initially anticipated, prompting him to consider extending the self-quarantine for his entire lifetime.
“Yeah, I’m not going to lie this is pretty sick. I know this virus is terrible and has caused countless devastations across the globe, but I get to sit in my room with food deliveries from my parents every few hours,” said Morgs while playing Fallout New Vegas for the 11th straight hour.
“I’m considering doing this for my entire life. It doesn’t get much better than just chilling and playing some classic video games.”