‘I’m Pissed About the Election Results’ Says Guy Who Didn’t Even Vote

RICHMOND, VA – Local man Johnny Kansas is pissed at the results of some of the elections in his area even though he didn’t even vote in the election.

“I’m so pissed off about the results of the election. People are so stupid for voting for these idiots. Sure I didn’t vote, but at least I didn’t vote for the bad candidates,” said Kansas.

Kansas reportedly plans on sharing thousands of memes bashing the unnamed elected officials that he didn’t vote for or against leading up to next year’s election where he plans on not voting again.