‘I’m Excited for Tuesday and the Election, this Will Be Great!’ Said Strange Man Who Likes to Watch the World Burn

ORLANDO, FL – The U.S. election is around the corner, leaving many Americans with feelings of anxiety and worry toward the future state of the country, except for one local Orlando man who enjoys watching the world burn.

“I can’t wait for this election. Everybody is going to be so anxious and worried about it, but I’m going to be sitting here in excitement and I can’t wait. I love seeing people stressed out,” said Orson Bowl.

“All I want in life is to see everyone in utter misery and what better way to do it than with a borderline fascist president against an old dude no one actually likes. I’m so excited.”