‘I’m a Foodie’ Says Woman Who’s Favorite Restaurant is Olive Garden

 ‘I’m a Foodie’ Says Woman Who’s Favorite Restaurant is Olive Garden

NASHVILLE, TN – Amy Polelicker is reportedly a big lover of food. So much so, that she refers to herself as a foodie despite listing all chain restaurants as her favorite restaurants, including her top choice of Olive Garden.


“I’m such a big foodie. I love trying all new foods all the time at the same five chain restaurants I go to. Whenever Applebee’s or Olive Garden gets a new menu item, I always get it. I feel like a world traveler when it comes to food,” chuckled the naive Polelicker.


We then took Polelicker to a local Italian restaurant where everything down to the pasta and the sauce is homemade unlike Olive Garden’s corporate frozen slime sauce and frozen shit pasta. Polelicker’s dumbass promptly stated that she thought Olive Garden was a little better. Polelicker has not been seen or heard from since.

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