‘If An Uncle Gets His Niece Pregnant, That Incest Baby Deserves to be Born and Live a Terrible Life’ Says Conservative

AMERICA – As Republicans get all horned up with the expectation of Roe v. Wade being overturned by the Supreme Court, many Republicans won’t even allow exceptions for abortion when the woman was assaulted or for incest.

“Those incest babies deserve to be born and suffer and live terrible lives just like any other baby. After they are born, who honestly gives a shit what happens to them but while they are still in that womb, they are a child of God and need to be protected,” said Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves.

The Mississippi Governor also announced that since they value life so much, if any woman in the state is caught getting an abortion, they will be executed by firing squad.