‘I Work Hard So I Play Hard’ Says Guy Who No One Really Likes That Works Part Time at McDonalds and Name is Colton

 ‘I Work Hard So I Play Hard’ Says Guy Who No One Really Likes That Works Part Time at McDonalds and Name is Colton

LINCOLN, NE – Local Man, Colton Douchebros, favorite saying is that he works hard so he plays hard. Douchebros reportedly likes to say that it’s his favorite inspirational quote despite it not being inspirational at all and just plain stupid.


“Yeah man after a long hard day’s work I just like to go out and hit the bars hard. I tell everyone I work hard so I can play hard. That’s just how you got to live your life bro, you got to balance your work and party life equally. Getting wasted after a long hard workday is the best,” said Douchebros.


Douchebros lives in his parent’s basement and works part-time three days a week at a local McDonald’s. His McDonald’s manager reportedly told reporters that Colton is his worst employee. 


Douchebros’ parents and coworkers also claimed that he goes out and parties every night whether or not he worked that day or not. The moral of the story is don’t ever name your son Colton.

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