‘I Travel so Much I’m a Nomad’ Says Suburban Family Who Does the Same Vacation Every Year

SYRACUSE, NY – The nomadic group Nomads Stand Together (NST) announced this past week that they’re going to settle down in a small suburb outside the city of Syracuse, New York. 

With the news coming to town, the local Smith family is excited to be near nomads since they feel their way of life is similar. The Smith family reportedly goes on the same vacation to Myrtle Beach every year, making them feel like they’re exotic travelers.

“Yeah we’re all exotic travelers, we love going down to the beach and doing some hot dog eating. It’s one of those things that most people don’t get to do since they’re not nomads like us. I’m real excited about it,” said Father John Smith.

NST announcement comes as a disbanding of the group to be near the common brainless entities known as suburbanites. Previously, NST followed the code of people who have no permanent abode, and who travel from place to place to find fresh pasture. 

“We’re all tired of walking so much and everyone in the suburbs seems to have it made, so why not join them? Might as well and they all seem to be too dumb to have any worthy conversation,” said NST leader James Parknet.