‘I Know Capitalism Sucks, But Does it Have to Suck This Much?’ Says American

 ‘I Know Capitalism Sucks, But Does it Have to Suck This Much?’ Says American

WASHINGTON – With the current end-stage of Capitalism, climate change, the COVID-19 pandemic, and a slew of other issues affecting the United States, one American didn’t realize capitalism sucked this much until it was too late.


“I had a general idea that capitalism sucked but why does it have to suck this much? Can’t there at least be a sliver of hope in this shitty world instead of a few rich fucks profiting off our labor?” said American Bob Jet.


“Basically, I know capitalism sucks, but does it have to suck this much? I just want something to go right. Whether it’s our healthcare, shitty politicians, or dumbasses like Joe Rogan, this place blows.”

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