‘I Don’t See What the Big Deal Is, Doesn’t Bother Me’ Says Son Who Pisses and Shits on Carpet In His Room and Never Cleans It Up

ALBANY, NY – The Fortenski family has been going through a lot of family strife lately that centers on their oldest son Billy, 30, who pisses and shits on the floor in his room and never cleans it up.

“It’s just so gross. There are ants and flies all over the place, and the entire upstairs absolutely reeks. My parents try to get him to clean up after himself and use the toilet, but he just fights with them and refuses. I don’t know how much more of this I can take,” said the youngest son Joey.

“I don’t get what the big deal is. It’s my room, and it doesn’t bother me at all, so I don’t know why they care. I’m the victim here. All my family does is judge me for shitting and pissing where I want, and it’s uncalled for. I deserve an apology,” said Billy while spraying pizza log and Red Bull diarrhea all over the wall.