‘I Don’t Really Care or Know About What’s Happening in the Ukraine, But Fuck Biden!’ Says Local Man

 ‘I Don’t Really Care or Know About What’s Happening in the Ukraine, But Fuck Biden!’ Says Local Man

DULUTH, MN – Local man Ted Torso doesn’t follow local or national news so he doesn’t know or understand what’s going on in Ukraine, other than it’s a war, but he does know one thing, he hates Joe Biden.


“Worst President we’ve ever had. He’s like raising gas prices and doing lots of bad liberal stuff. I just hate him. I don’t really know or really care what’s going on in the Ukraine since it doesn’t affect me, but I know if Trump were still President, we’d be kicking some ass,” said Torso after confirming that he doesn’t even know where Russia or Ukraine is on a map.


Torso confirmed to reporters that he still supports the former President even though Trump called President Putin of Russia, a brutal authoritarian who corruptly rules with fear and violence, a genius.


Torso went on to say Trump is amazing, had the election stolen from him, and blah blah blah. You’ve heard it all before a million times from these braindead cultists.

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