‘I Can’t Pay Taxes, That’s Not Cool’ Says Elon Musk After Making $37 Billion in One Day

LOS ANGELES – Business Magnate Elon Musk made headlines after his vast fortune increased $37 billion on Monday after Tesla’s stock price surged nearly 13 percent.

Musk told reporters he’s fortunate to work hard enough every day to earn his worth, an amount of money no one will come close to seeing in their lifetime. The topic then switched to taxation, where Musk ranted about how he shouldn’t have to pay taxes.

“I can’t pay taxes, that’s not cool. Sure, I make more than enough money to end world hunger, but why should I care about that stuff. I’m here to be rich and make memes haha,” said Musk while drinking a liquid similar to blood.