“I Can’t Have a Party With My Family but I Can Go Shopping at the Mall With a Bunch of Strangers?” Says Stupid Man Who Doesn’t Realize that Everyone is Wearing a Mask at the Mall
ORCHARD PARK, NY – Local man Aaron Yeller doesn’t understand state and local officials’ requests to not gather with family and friends outside of your household for the holidays.
“They’re trying to tell me that I’m not allowed to have my annual Christmas party for my entire extended family but I can go shopping at the mall and any other store I want? It makes no sense at all that I can’t be around my family but I can be around a bunch of strangers,” said Yeller.
We told Yeller that when out shopping at any store at all, he and everyone else there has a mask on at all times, thus preventing any potential transmission of the virus.
When with his family, no one wears a mask and all it takes is one family member showing up with COVID-19 to then give it to the entire family. Thus, government officials recommend not gathering with anyone outside of your household for the holidays.
Yeller responded like a ‘dimwit’ by saying that he knows and trusts all of his family members so they’ll be fine even though that is a completely and utterly moronic thing to say.