‘I Became Vegan to Be Healthy’ Says Guy While Eating Oreo’s, Impossible Whoppers, and Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos

SEATTLE, WA – Local man Jeffrey Fallopian, recently made the decision to become vegan, a lifestyle in which a person doesn’t eat or use anything that has animal products, in order to lead what he thinks is a healthier lifestyle.

“I just always felt like shit all the time after eating red meat and dairy all the time so I made the decision to go vegan and it’s been great. Now I can have my favorite snacks like Oreos, Sweet Chili Doritos, impossible whoppers from Burger King, and other snacks like that as much as I want whenever I want with no regrets. I’m so healthy now,” said Fallopian.

Doctors highlighted that a vegan lifestyle is extremely healthy when done correctly, but eating shitty food products all the time just because they’re vegan is equally as bad as eating meat. Fallopian reiterated that if it’s vegan then that means it’s good for you.