AUSTIN, TX – Governor Greg Abbott of Texas is pleading with other states to send Texas ventilators and beds after the hospitals in Texas became full due to the rising COVID-19 cases in his state.
Despite the aforementioned, Governor dumb fuck is at the same time contradicting himself by saying that if any schools try and enforce a mask mandate on their students, he will cut off funding to the school district and to the superintendents of the districts.
“We desperately need help since we are running out of beds but if anyone tries to enforce mask wearing to try and prevent the spread of Covid, I’ll so sue you and cut away your funding. Our hospitals are overwhelmed but we should never enforce anything that would help prevent our hospitals from being overwhelmed. We don’t tolerate common sense here in the great state of Texas,” said Governor fucknut.