CHARLOTTE, NC – Husband Bill Burgen hasn’t been able to get a good night’s sleep in months thanks to his wife Stephanie having over 30 pillows of all different shapes and sizes on their king-size bed.
“It doesn’t make any sense. Common sense would tell you that we just need one pillow each to sleep but she has dozens of these extremely uncomfortable pillows all over the bed and I get yelled at if I try moving any of them. She tells me they are for decoration but we are the only two that live here and we barely ever have anyone over, so who are they really for?” said a distraught Mr. Burgen.
Mr. Burgen said that he may have to start sleeping on the floor but if that doesn’t work and his wife doesn’t stop her strict pillow policy for the bed, then a divorce is not out of the question.