SAN ANTONIO, TX – Local husband, Fred Lump, was reportedly enraged on Monday after he got home from work and found that his wife made tacos for dinner for him and their two kids.
The Lump family usually only has tacos for dinner on taco Tuesday every week but Lorraine Lump, Fred’s wife, decided to make them a day early this week.
“I’ve never been madder in my entire life. Tacos are meant to be eaten on Tuesday, no other day. The nerve of my wife to make them on a Monday. I was so enraged that I started having heart palpitations when I saw those tacos sitting on the table,” said Mr. Lump after touching the doorknob 4 times.
This seems to be the last straw as Mr. Lump is expected to file paperwork seeking a dissolution of his marriage and is also seeking full custody of their children. This comes after Mrs. Lump made Sunday sauce for dinner on a Wednesday last month.