‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
PORTLAND, OR – Local high schooler Shawn Mends is contemplating going to school and obtaining crippling debt as a result or instead work a soul-crushing job that’ll ruin his entire morale.
The report comes as Mends, a senior at Portland High School, isn’t sure what to do after graduating, claiming life sucks no matter what route you go with.
“The best answer might be to get into a van and do some drugs. This shit sucks and I can’t imagine going with either option. Who knows what I’ll do,” said Mends.