How Nice: High Schooler Contemplates Obtaining Crippling Debt For College Or Working A Soul-Crushing Job

PORTLAND, OR – Local high schooler Shawn Mends is contemplating going to school and obtaining crippling debt as a result or instead work a soul-crushing job that’ll ruin his entire morale.

The report comes as Mends, a senior at Portland High School, isn’t sure what to do after graduating, claiming life sucks no matter what route you go with.

“The best answer might be to get into a van and do some drugs. This shit sucks and I can’t imagine going with either option. Who knows what I’ll do,” said Mends.