How Great: Exactly 30 Years Ago Life Was Just As Meaningless As Now
EARTH – A new confirmation from the National Science Board has confirmed exactly thirty years ago was just as meaningless as life is now.
“We’re very excited to prove that not only is life shitty but that it’s always been shitty. Proving life was god awful in the 1980s and 1990s shows that it’s not unique to hate life today. Life has always sucked,” said leading Scientist Bobby Bil.
Many across the globe are rejoicing in the proven confirmation that there has never been a reason to accomplish or do anything in life. Do what you want with it, none of it matters.