AUSTIN, TX – Local Texas man Jerry Edds, 39, has finally come to terms with Capitalism sucking after obtaining crippling medical, student loan debt, a shit job, and no hope.
“My whole life I thought capitalism was a good system due to how I was brought up in school. Boy, was I wrong, this shit sucks,” said Edds.
“At 39, I make $10 an hour, have school and medical debt, no hope, and no future. I’m not sure what to do but other than come to terms with the fact that I live in a Capitalist hell hole.”