‘How Dare These Corporations That We Gave Giant Tax Cuts Too Take a Stand Against Racist Voting Restriction Laws’ Yells Mitch McConnell and all the Other Scum Republicans

 ‘How Dare These Corporations That We Gave Giant Tax Cuts Too Take a Stand Against Racist Voting Restriction Laws’ Yells Mitch McConnell and all the Other Scum Republicans

WASHINGTON – Mitch McConnell and the rest of his scum Republican cohorts are livid with giant corporations that they gave tax cuts too like Coca-Cola and Delta, speaking out against the racist voting restriction laws that have recently been signed into law in Georgia.


“How dare these corporations criticize the new voting laws in Georgia. After all, we’ve done for them with the big corporate tax cuts they should just shut up and donate to me and other Republicans. They shouldn’t care if we take voting rights away from poor people anyways,” said a blunt McConnell while drinking a diet Pepsi out of a human skull.


McConnell and the other Republicans are reportedly confused on what to do next since they don’t want to raise taxes on the corporations as a punishment as that’ll make them look too normal, but they also don’t want to reward the corporations with another tax cut.

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