LINCOLN, NE – Local construction worker Robbie Weenus cannot stand President Joe Biden, claiming his actions regarding Vaccine mandates this week are the last straw.
President Biden announced that all employers in the country with more than 100 employees must require their employees to be vaccinated or to get tested weekly.
Reporters initially thought Weenus wasn’t vaccinated since he was pissed about the announcement but it turns out that he is vaccinated, so it makes no sense why he even gives a shit in the first place.
“It’s just ridiculous how Biden tries to force us what to do. This is America and you shouldn’t be forced to do anything you don’t want to. Sure I got the vaccine so this doesn’t affect me at all but I don’t like Biden so I’m just going to bitch about everything he does,” said Weenus.
Reporters highlighted that people can complain about Biden or any politician if it’s warranted but if a politician actually does something good like pull all the troops out of Afghanistan or force millions of dumber than dirt piece of shit Americans to get the vaccine, then shut the fuck up, because you most likely are a fucking turkey and have no right to open your dumbass fucking trap for a mouth.