‘How Am I Supposed to Detain People If I Can’t Kneel on Their Neck or Shoot Them Without Going to Jail?’ Says Racist Piece of Shit Cop

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – As the guilty verdict was read on all counts late yesterday afternoon during the George Floyd murder trial, most humans with a brain and morals breathed a sigh of relief as the country took a small step towards justice for George Floyd’s family. Many Americans, namely white religious pieces of shit, were upset with the verdict though.

“I mean it’s a travesty. When I pull a car over for looking funny or having an air freshener or whatever, how am I supposed to detain the person in the car if I can’t kneel on their neck or shoot them without the risk of going to jail,” said racist 37 year veteran of the police force Al Whitefuker.

Whitefuker went on to say that he may have to pretend like he fell while kneeling on necks from now on and he may have to act like he meant to use his stun gun when shooting people from now on to try and avoid jail time.