‘How About that Weather?’ Says Soulless and Dry-Personality Co-Worker Who Sucks the Life Out Of Every Person They Come in Contact With

DENVER, CO – After seeing the weather become colder for the 29th year in a row throughout his life, a local Denver co-worker couldn’t resist making a comment on the changing weather to his co-workers.

“I love making great jokes about the weather and being sarcastic about it. Whenever I see the first snow-fall of the year, I can’t wait to come up to someone and make a comment about it,” said Todd Tellison.

“This dude is a straight-up sack of shit who can’t stop commenting on things no one gives a fuck about. Yes, it’s cold out like it always gets. Now, go back to your cubicle and leave us alone you soulless and dry-personality fuck,” said Tellison’s co-worker Mary Beth.