LOS ANGELES, CA – Local Advanced Auto Store Manager Larry Cucklik is sick of seeing homeless people living on the streets of his city and reportedly thinks they’re all lazy.
“These homeless people just expect everything to be handed to them. They are all lazy and don’t want to work for a thing. They need to get off their asses and get a job. This is America,” said a very sweaty Cucklik.
Cucklik didn’t believe reporters when they told him that most places won’t hire a homeless person since they can’t put a home address down on the job application and because most places are judgy assholes.
Not to mention a lot of homeless people have health and other issues that prevent them from working, but when reporters asked Cucklik if he’d hire a homeless person at Advanced Auto he emphatically said no, thus proving their point.