SOMEWHERE IN THE WOODS – A local hiking trip reportedly turned awkward after an unidentified woman realized her date was Sasquatch, the ape-like creature that inhabits the forests of North America.
“It was really weird. We went on a few dates and nothing seemed out of the ordinary besides how hairy he was, but once we got in the woods, I realized who he actually was,” said the woman.
“I don’t know how dumb a person can be. I’m clearly fucking Bigfoot. Plus, I’m a decent guy, who cares that I mysteriously live in the woods,” said Sasquatch.