Hiker Who Tells People He Enjoys Hiking Realizes He’s More Boring Than Previously Thought
GLACIER NATIONAL PARK, MT – After telling everyone he knows and adding a bio that says ‘hiking lover’, a local Montana man realizes outside of hiking, he’s a boring person.
The report comes after Todd Summers thought telling people about his love for hiking would make him more of an interesting person. However, Summers soon realized that practically every person enjoys hiking to some degree and that it doesn’t make him unique.
“Honestly, this is a real bummer. My dating profile on Tinder has a pic of me on a mountain somewhere with a quote from Gandhi. I thought more people would be into the fact that I hike occasionally,” said Summers, adding how he’s not sure what to do with his life now.
“I’m not sure what I’m going to do now. I thought telling everyone I ran into about my hiking lifestyle would separate me from the rest, I guess not.”
With this new-found knowledge, Summers is expected to turn his life around by becoming the ‘laptop guy’ at a local coffee shop.