‘Have Fun Trying To Find This Hairball’ Says Cat Who Threw Up Under Bed
ALBANY, NY – Local house cat Sprinkles gets hairballs from time to time like any other car, but he likes to cough up those hairballs in hidden hard to get places on purpose to make his owners work for it.
“Sure they treat me well enough, give me food and treats, clean my litter box, and pet me all the time, but I still gotta fuck with them and show them who’s boss. I run this house not them,” said Sprinkles.
Sprinkles told reporters that he’s debating on upping his hairball game even more by coughing them up in his owner’s shoes and on top of any clothes they leave out.