Happy Thanksgiving, Life Still Sucks

 Happy Thanksgiving, Life Still Sucks

USA – With it being a time to celebrate Thanksgiving for many Americans, the sad carrot would like to remind you that despite the holiday and possible jovial experience you may have today, remember that life still sucks.

Also understand, Thanksgiving food is extremely overrated and only has the reputation it has due to the vast sheer of commercialization and consumerism that has tricked your mind into thinking the food is good.

Furthermore, if you have a relative with repugnant viewpoints, challenge and battle them to the death. Considering most of these relatives tend to be older, it should be easy for you to win in a bloody gladiator-like duel.

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