DULUTH, MN – TV dinner enthusiast Lonnie Coxburgers posted across his social media first thing this morning, wishing all those that serve in the military a Happy Memorial Day. The only problem with Coxburger’s claim is that’s what Veteran’s Day is for; Memorial Day is for those who died while serving the country.
“I’m sick and tired of Lonnie and his shit. He acts like he’s this big giant patriot wearing his American flag shirts and MAGA hats yet doesn’t even know what the difference between Memorial Day and Veterans Day is,” said one of Lonnie’s coworkers.
The moral of the story is stupid fucks across the country like Lonnie should learn what basic American holidays are before acting like they themselves are Captain America.