Hallucination Attempt Goes Terribly Wrong After Man Realizes Mushroom Pizza Doesn’t Cause You to Trip

 Hallucination Attempt Goes Terribly Wrong After Man Realizes Mushroom Pizza Doesn’t Cause You to Trip

PORTLAND, OR – A local Portland man reportedly had a bad experience trying to trip after thinking a mushroom pizza would cause him to catch the dragon man, instead the hallucination attempt caused him to eat shitty mushroom pizza.


“Yeah man, I thought mushrooms were supposed to get you high so I bought a mushroom pizza but nothing happened. I ate the entire pizza wondering what was going to happen, but now I’m just really full,” said Jeremy Bot.


“Jeremy is a fucking idiot. He’s a space cadet, what can I say? At least he means well, but mushroom pizza, really?” said Jeremy’s father Larry.

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