‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
LAREDO, TX – While coming up with new ways to seem more relevant and popular than ever before, a local Texas man decided to pick up a guitar for his photoshoot before realizing no one gives a fuck if you play guitar or not.
The report comes after Chad Livingston, 33, hired a professional photographer to take photos for his dating profile before striking up the idea to ask a friend to borrow their guitar for the shoot.
“I wanted to look way cooler and thought a guitar would do the trick, but apparently no one really cares. I guess it’s not like the 70s anymore when people think you’re awesome if you strum some strings,” said Livingston.
“It’s kind of a bummer, but who cares. At this point, I’m going to keep grinding forward and keep my head up. Maybe I’ll try drums next time instead of a guitar, but I guess we’ll see.”