KANSAS CITY, MI – Local Kansas City man Todd Deftom, 32, reportedly likes Burger King more than the average person, and no one is sure why.
Deftom told reporters that he visits Burger King every day after work with no apparent reason why. Reporters were so dumbfounded, they didn’t speak for weeks.
“I love Burger King. Not because I enjoy it, but because it’s the king of burgers. At least that’s what the name suggests. I don’t know,” said Deftom.