Guy Carries Skateboard to Seem Cooler at Park Despite Not Knowing How to Skate

SAN DIEGO, CA – Drawing from a deep want and need to seem cooler without much effort, Jerry Litz bought a skateboard to seem cooler, despite not knowing how to skate at all.

Litz reportedly thought of the idea after walking around his local park and witnessing how cool skaters looked while carrying their skateboard.

“I never considered the idea until I realized I’m not very cool. Why should I keep living as someone who isn’t cool, when I can just buy a skateboard and increase my coolness right away,” said Litz, adding how he walks every day with his skateboard in hand.

“It’s a bit awkward when skaters ask me how long I’ve been skating. I tend to tell them I hurt my leg and can’t skate at the moment. I’m loving it!”