‘Governor Cuomo Wants Everything Shut Down So Small Businesses Can Go Out of Business So He Can Like Control Everything’ Says Stupid Man Who Has No Idea What He’s Talking About

ROCHESTER, NY – Local pumpkin farmer Fred Klunck hates Governor Cuomo more than anyone. Klunck constantly posts memes about how much he hates Governor Cuomo and tells anyone who will listen, how the Governor is ruining New York State.

“He just wants to institute radical socialism in the state and he wants every single small business to shut down. Once they all shut down, then he can control everyone with his socialism,” said Klunck.

When we told Mr. Klunck not only is Governor Cuomo trying to save lives during the pandemic by putting restrictions in place but that it makes absolutely no sense that he would want all businesses to go out of business because the state would lose billions in sales tax revenue, Mr. Klunck’s dumbass responded with, ‘Yep that’s socialism’ as he bit into an Arby’s sandwich.