Giant Orgy Breaks Out at Car Show ‘Cars Just Get Me Goin’

LITTLE ROCK, AK – A local car show turned from a stupid hobby to an all-out rated R shit show yesterday as upwards of 100 men started having sex with each other and their cars.

What started as a gathering of men and their cars quickly turned into full-on debauchery after two men started having a threesome with a Dodge Charger. The rest of the men quickly stripped down and paired up with each other and their cars.

“It was one of the most disgusting acts I have ever witnessed in my life. Car shows are already fucking stupid. Dumbass men trying to compensate by showing off their stupid cars. Then they just started banging each other’s cars, tailpipes, engine gaskets, basically everything. I’m scarred,” says an innocent bystander.