Giant American Flag Orgy Breaks Out at CPAC After Trump Starts Making Out With Flag During Speech

DALLAS, TX – A giant American flag orgy broke out at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) on Sunday after former President Trump started making out with the American flag that was on stage.

Former President Trump was blathering about how he lost the election and how much he loves the United States when he started eyeing up the flag that was on stage with him. Trump then started making out with the flag and rolling around naked on the stage with it to the great approval of the crowd who started making out and going after any flag they could get their tiny hands-on. 

The whole orgy only lasted about four minutes and Fox News is already calling Trump’s speech the greatest speech in the history of the world.