Gas Hoarder Just Likes Making Molotov Cocktails, Not Because Of Gas Shortage

SOUTH CAROLINA – Gasoline shortages continue to torment much of the East Coast, leaving a majority of the stations in South Carolina out of fuel, causing many Americans to hoard as much gas as possible to lower the chance of running out of fuel.

However, one local gas hoarder, Bill Never, reportedly likes to make Molotov cocktails and is disgusted that reporters are accusing him of being a gas hoarder because of the shortage, not because of his enjoyment of Molotov cocktails.

“These mother fuckers keep saying I’m hoarding gas because of the shortage, but that’s bull shit. I’ve been hoarding gas for years because I like making Molotov cocktails, get it right!” said Never.